Pages 54 - 58 of Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.
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The Demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale discuss the pros and cons of Armageddon, in Aziraphales book shop, whilst being very drunk.
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I'll get the other 3 pages uploaded soon hopefully