Oggy played this game in her journal and I decided to play too. You type in loads of nouns, adjectives and silly stuff plus two peoples names and then it gives you a crazy story! Huzzah!

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My story about Oggy and Kim - The Glowing Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Oggy strode along the path, making for Perky Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Purple Chair, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Elbow.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her scary ka just in time to face the homosexual woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The woman struck sadly, and Oggy barely raised her ka to meet the attack. They fought long and fearfully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Oggy found herself forced to one knee, the woman's ka pressed to her exteme face. "I am Kim of Perky Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Purple Chair. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the car."

But Oggy had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her ka with a twist, overpowered Kim and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Oggy said, looking down upon her.

Kim's leg shimmered like a monkey jumping from a tree onto someones face.. "I have underestimated you, Oggy. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Oggy's desire was enflamed. Her face throbbed and all her thoughts were to throw Kim like a panda. Oggy caressed Kim's musical leg and she responded. They came together lovelessly, and their joining was as green as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet tv!" Oggy groaned and kissed Kim as happily as she could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Oggy said. "That's where I put the Purple Chair for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed thoughtfully on the grass, forgetful of all but their old love. "We will stay together forever," Kim said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Elbow never got the Purple Chair and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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My story about Ian and Tom - A Neon Occurrence

Ian paced up and down, jiggling his neck. His very good friend, Mary Sue Guitar, had arranged to meet him here under a tree. "I have something pretty to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Guitar was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ian expected to see her bounce up, her hairy hair streaming behind her and her flowery eyes aglow.

Ian heard footsteps, but they seemed rather black for a delicate and loud girl like Mary Sue Guitar, whose tread was surreal. He turned around and found Tom staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Tom said powerfully. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Ian had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so hungerily. "Mary Sue Guitar asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Tom, his foot began to throb giddily.

"Oh," Tom said, quickly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Ian said and caught Tom by his face. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Tom said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a swarm of bees at a picnic.

From behind a pineapple, Mary Sue Guitar watched with a gay light in her green eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ian/Tom". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the octopus from extinction.